mngh i dont feel well hopefull i feel a bit better after lunch oh gosh
the people who like say ‘1 second has passed’ when ur like ‘just give me a sec’ are the people u need to avoid and sacrifice to the aztec gods
there was a big drug problem at my school so they hired a police officer to supervise students but now he’s playing magic the gathering with the video game club
JACK BLACK IS LITERALLY LEADING AN ENTIRE ARMY OF PO COSTUMES HOW IS THIS PICTURE NOT ALL OVER TUMBLR
now if anyone has any reason why these two should not be wed speak now or forever hold your p- [SUDDEN PIG DANCING TO DISCO MUSIC]
come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
i love the amount of almost violent reactions i’ve had to the words “listerine enema” so far
It’s 5:08am and I’m finally going to sleep.
It’s good that I have today off.
However, it’s a problem that even extra strength melatonin couldn’t get me to sleep earlier.
“how big is your dick”
“how much money do you make”
“do you like me”
“am i cute”
“would you be uncomfortable if i cried”
boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)
boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)
boys with spines (｡♥‿♥｡)
boys with patellas (≧◡≦)
boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)
boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)
the first time I saw this video I thought to myself “7 minutes? There’s no way I’m going to watch all of that”
how wrong I was